mcfro.blogspot.com to be Translated to Multiple Lanuages

It has come to my attention the website The Dialectizer provides translation services for those who might have trouble understanding my attempt at writing "Proper English". They support translations into a number of dialects, including Redneck, Pig Latin, Elmer Fudd, The Sweedish Chef, Hacker, and a few others. In order to try out the accuracy of their services, I decided to translate my last post. I think they got it mostly right: When I read: "Slap mah Fro" during the Jive dialect translator, I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

Here are the results:


Redneck:

As ah jest menshuned on th' Savoys Webpage, th' ban' has been invited t'be special guests at a charity fundraizzu at th' Blue Turtle this hyar weekend, cuss it all t' tarnation. We were pleased t'find out thet we were also featured in today's edishun of th' Medicine Hat Noos.

ah's gittin' excited about playin' th' Turtle this hyar weekend, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' ban' will be featurin' a lot of noo material, menny of which will feature yourn truly on lead vocal, ah reckon. ah hope mah voice will hold out until th' end of th' weekend, cuss it all t' tarnation.

ah might be needin' menny doses of thet bad, bad, likker.

Jive:

As ah' plum menshuned on de Savoys Webpage, de band gots been invited t'be special guests at some charity fundraisa' at da damn Blue Turtle dis weekend. We wuz pleased t'find out dat we wuz also featured in today's edishun uh de Medicine Hat News.

I's gots'ta be digtin' 'sited about playin' de Turtle dis weekend. De band gots'ta be featurin' some lot uh new material, many uh which gots'ta feature yo's truly on lead vocal. ah' hope mah' voice gots'ta hold out until de end uh de weekend.

I might be needin' many doses uh dat baaaad, baaaad, whiskey. Slap mah fro!

Sweedish Chef:

Es I joost menshuned oon zee Sefuys Vebpege-a, zee bund hes beee infeeted tu be-a speceeel gooests et a chereety foondreeeser et zee Blooe-a Toortle-a thees veekend. Bork bork bork! Ve-a vere-a pleesed tu feend oooot thet ve-a vere-a elsu feetoored in tudey's ideeshun ooff zee Medeecine-a Het Noos.

I em getteeng ixceeted ebuoot pleyeeng zee Toortle-a thees veekend. Bork bork bork! Zee bund veell be-a feetooreeng a lut ooff noo metereeel, muny ooff vheech veell feetoore-a yuoors trooly oon leed fucel. I hupe-a my fueece-a veell huld oooot unteel zee ind ooff zee veekend. Bork bork bork!

I meeght be-a needeeng muny duses ooff thet bed, bed, vheeskey. Bork bork bork!

This could provide me countless hours of entertainment. Sadly, a "Val-speak" translation protocol is not yet available on the site, however one is available here. Like, I could totally barf out!